operation harelip BJ is a go
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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