if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Terrible idea I love it
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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