Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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