Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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