The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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