it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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