these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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