She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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