U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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