Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
