he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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