absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
