I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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