He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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