ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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