If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm always down for nudity.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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