You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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