She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
