we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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