Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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