It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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