so explain again why im purple
no
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Also, beer. Big fan.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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