At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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