Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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