Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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