Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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