spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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