I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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