He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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