i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just want to make out with him forever
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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