i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
