sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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