We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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