i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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