So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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