the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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