Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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