mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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