please come you make the beer taste better
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
this is an emotional support booty call
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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