yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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