is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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