Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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