Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize