They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
