? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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