Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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