No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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