The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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