He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
