i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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