I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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