Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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