do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Randomize