Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You may now shotgun with the bride
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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